The Inch-Short Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“The QB looks at Mims Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Mims Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mims Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
91%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mims Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.