The Mystery Tweak Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Mims Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Mims Jr., Mims Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.