The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mims Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mims Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.