The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Mims Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mims Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mims Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.