The Hamstring Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Mims Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
87%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mims Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.