The Dropped Pass Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mims Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mims Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.