The Butter-Finger Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Mims Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
79%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mims Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.