The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Golden drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
74%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Golden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.