The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Golden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Golden is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.