The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Golden's stadium. Only over Golden.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Golden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.