The Phantom Holding Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Golden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.