The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- The QB looks at Golden exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Golden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.