The Phantom Holding Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Golden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Golden is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.