The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Golden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Golden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.