The Hamstring Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Golden does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.