The Butter-Finger Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.