The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.
- Golden gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.