The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- The broadcast shows Golden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The QB looks at Golden exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.