The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Golden's stadium. Only over Golden.
- Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
85%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.