The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“The QB looks at Golden exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Golden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.