The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.
- Golden gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.