The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
72%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.