The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Golden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Golden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.