The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Golden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Golden, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.