The Butter-Finger Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- The QB looks at Golden exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
84%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Golden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.