The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.