The Shadow Coverage Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.
- The QB looks at Golden exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.