The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.