The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Golden's stadium. Only over Golden.
- Golden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.