The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Golden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Golden will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Golden, Golden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.