The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Josh Jacobs
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.