The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The broadcast shows Golden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.