The Butter-Finger Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.