The Shadow Coverage Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- The broadcast shows Golden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Golden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.