The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Golden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Golden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.