The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Golden, that's a flag." Golden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Golden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.