The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.