The Phantom Holding Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Golden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Golden, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.