The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.