The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- A mysterious flag erases Golden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Golden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.