The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Golden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Golden, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.