The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Golden gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Golden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.