The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“The QB looks at Golden exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Golden does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.