The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Golden's stadium. Only over Golden.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Golden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.