The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Golden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Golden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.