The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Golden exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
87%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.