The Phantom Holding Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
74%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Golden, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.