The Phantom Holding Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.