The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Golden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.