The Butter-Finger Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.